I'm just a dreamer waiting on her guardian angel, her wayward wizard, her fallen Asgardian prince, her Doctor, or her next big adventure.
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
Can We All Just Applaud This Person?